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dirty boxcar

When you're alone in and elevator and blow a smelly fart just as you're about to exit, leaving the smell trapped inside by the closing doors to assault the olfactory senses of the next travelers who enter the elevator.

"Oh man, somebody dropped a dirty boxcar in here before we got on!"

by OriginalBildo April 28, 2010

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Boxcar Racer

1. a crappy blink 182 spin-off band.
2. one who, especcially during the great depression, jumped into a moving boxcar on a passing freight-train and road it for days. see also vagrant, vagabond, wanderer, tramp, not to be confused with bum, hobo, or derelict as these people tend to remain in one area

boxcar racer sucks almost as bad as blink 182

by George Washington Christ December 31, 2005

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Boxcar Willie

a guy or girl that snorts coke.

He/She was riding the rails like Boxcar Willie.

by Terri Yaki July 13, 2005

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Boxcar Racer

A band that, to those of you who are clueless as to why Mark wasn't included, was formed by Tom Delonge of Blink 182 for the soul purpose to further depress himself of his breakup with his long-term relationship with some girl whilist getting rich.

Person 1: Tom Delonge is fatter than fuck.

by foam December 23, 2004

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boxcarred

(prison use) vt, vi, adj: used to describe a prison sentence that runs consecutively to another sentence

He got 2 years for assault and 2 more for using a gun, and the judge ran them boxcarred.

by Lt. Commander Data December 4, 2008


empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018