box is box

The philosophy that regardless of attractiveness, age, and possibly (thanks to science) even gender, vagina is vagina and sex is sex.

Man, that chick was less attractive than my ass chihuaha, but box is box!

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box in a box

the greatest response to an snl skit ever

bush is ruining the country, but my bush never lies, its my box in a box for you

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Box Boxing

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

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boxed in

surrounded, out numbered, and stuck in a confined space

we're boxed in. we go out that door and the cops have us!

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boxing

to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring

I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.

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box and a box

The word box refers to (1) a box of wine and (2) a girl (slang for vagina see box)

"I'm going to have fun with a box and a box."
In other words: I'm going to have fun with a 'box of wine' and a 'girl'.

"I'm having a box with a box."
In other words: I'm drinking a 'box of wine' with a 'girl'.

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that box

Originated from Kansas City Missouri. First heard off of the Tech N9ne Collabos album Misery Loves Kompany "MLK". Song wrote about named "That Box"

pretty much, it's a vagina.

aint nothin better or wetter than THAT BOX

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