Boy scout

Total fucking bad ass. Usually stereotyped as a nerdy homosexual. Which some scouts are. But the cool ones know how to do things that are taught in the special forces.

Dick head: hah you are a boy scout you must be a fag!
Scout: say one more word and I will dislocate both of your arms, tie you in a pretzel and stab you multiple times with your own foot

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boy scouting

when a girl with one or more friends hunts for cute guys to hang out with, flirt with, or glance at. usually done at the beach, boardwalk, or any other public area where man candy can be found. sometimes the're found in unusual places, such as working at the ice cream place or caddying at the golf course, thus one must always be boy scouting.

friend #1: omg im so bored. lets go do something
friend #2: like what
friend #3: boy scouting!
friends #1&#2: yea!!

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boy scouts

Another word for 'intense' (in tents)

Wow...that fight was boy scouts.

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boy scout not

The things a scout master does "not" want the world to know about him.

Scout Master: Well boys, today we learn about boy scout nots. Like how "not" to tell your parents about these pictures I'm gonna be taking of you.

boy scout

a kid who got screwed over by overzealous parents who wanted said kid in harvard. Most boyscouts hate the program and sneak contrabrand music players to camps and swear at bystanders. (at least me anyway)

loser:"Hey you're a boy scout, what a fag!!!"
coolboyscout:"Go thumb your pocket protector you dipshit before I kick your ass."

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Boy Scouts

Usually seen as social retards. This is 80% true, but the other surprising 20% are sexy men who work oh so well with their hands and would slaughter a pack of wolves to protect a foxy woman.

"You've dating boy scouts? Uhhhh... weird."
"Nice pecs, abs of steel and a sense of direction are weird to you?"

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Boy Scout

Okay so all the definitions are from triggered boy scouts that had to come here and try to create a badass description for themselves, so I had to correct them.

Majority of boy scouts are cocky pussies that think they know shit because they can use a lighter. In reality, they'd break an arm trying to handle a shotgun because they're that full of themselves after they got their own pocket knife.

Some boy scouts are exceptions, actually applying their knowledge to whatnot and using their ranks for a better chance at good scholarship cash. Unfortunately, these humble ones are few in number.

Then there is the derogatory term 'boy scout' used to describe the lesser, more pathetic types of people. This is an 'insult' mainly used by your friendly neighborhood highschool quarterback in an attempt to start something, only resulting in him appearing as the idiot that he is (Except to his incompetent followers who will still respect him somehow).

Just a note- Don't be a defensive cunt trying to make boy scouts appear badass. You are not Danny Devito, stop thinking you know shit.

I don't care so much about boy scouts anymore, but I'm going to become an Eagle Scout anyways. It'll look good on me resume.

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