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a tone tag used when the brazilians be speaking porch of geese.
why must you clown me amor /bp
abbreviation for butt piss (chronic diarrhea that literally shoots from the rear in liquid form). In Oregon trail days it would have been a prime indicator of the onslaught of dysentary. Often accompanied by machine gun like fart sequences. Also occurs when subjected to an extremely low carb diet. Food (or remnants of it) may be semi-identifiable when the process is completed. If ignored, may result in a hardcore shart.
I'm going to have to refrain from Long John Silver's tonight because I really don't want to have a BP attack while we're at the bar.
I'm sorry but I really need you to cover for me before this BP transitions into a shart.
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an acronym for bitch please for all the texters
refresher on original definition:
phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"
Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
Now once again for the texting crowd:
Ho (e) texts: I ain't got no $ daddy
Pimp texts: BP! Go get me my $
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An ejaculation resembling the BP oil leak in force, total volume and duration.
During sex yesterday, I decided to ejaculate on my girlfriend and I totally BP'd her; the entire roll of paper towels wasn't enough clean her off.
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British Petroleum, a petrol filling station.
"Dude, you're low on petrol, there's a BP there why don't you fill up?"
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Paula's got BPS! Fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a highway!
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