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A term coined on Wedding Wire referring to a young immature bride.
A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.
Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).
Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.
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In the process of getting a blowjob, you put ice cubes in the mouth of the person giving the blowjob to give the sensation of getting a blowjob from a corpse.
Dude, you hear that Howie made his girlfriend give him a corpse bride?
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What a shame , The Grooms Bride is a whore
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Tim Burton's most recent (Sept. 2005) film, in which he employs stop-motion, one of the most arduous processes in film-making. The plot is based on a Jweish-Russian folktale in which betrothed man jokingly recites his wedding vows and places the ring on a stick-life form, which happens to be a dead woman's finger, thus she comes back to life and claims that they are lawfully wedded. Wow I sound so pro... Anyway it's a great film by a mesmerizing genius with fantastic music by Danny Elfman. The characters and their portrayals are wondeful, as well as the storyline. Go see it! It's Tim Burton's!
Patti: I wanna see Corpse Bride! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Alex: Fine, we will, baby...
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a wholesome anime that's about a person getting married to a titan
family friendly anime
person 1: bro have you seeen the titans bride
person 2: ong yes i watched it with my family it's so kawaii
Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.
He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.