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a CHILD yes who feels as though everyone must like him because he plays TENIS.. he is NADINE BAKER THE GREATS BITCH and thinks hes friends with dimaggio, denobes and bryson but in reality he aint shit and they dont like him. Hes spent his hole life on the outside looking in thinking hes tough and hot but hes NOT.... hes the "toughest of the tough... biggest of the big.. and hottest of the hot. According to a study done at University of Southern California this CHILD has recieved many shots for Raybees ... how does a tenis player get rabies you ask.... well its simple actually, when you spend night like this one ona firday alone watchng paris hilton movies you soon loose interest in your hands... you will then turn to rabiists and baby birds... then it will be chicken and soon cows and goats. Yes Matthew "broc" feels that he is gods gift when he walks through the halls of BE Prep. His idea of a fun is watching dimagg and denobes roll dice when hes not involved. HE has ZERO friends and feels that everyone likes him. We strongly suggest that YOU the reader please stand back form this infested pig for what ever reason it may be but please stand back you will regret it if you dont.... and yes for the first time this is someoen who is not on roids... but yes she should seriously consider them ... those muscles couldnt lift a bottle of water ... pussy
Matthwew "broc" is a the biggest woman i know....he kisses Nadines ass more then anything and she could care less for him
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-Steaming Broccoli; smoking marijuana
Bitch you better make a run to the produce section of wegman's before we hangout!!!
-Mom "What are you doing later?"
-Kid "Just having a cookout with some friends, Steaming Broc"
When you’re tittyfucking a bitch and you both realize that you have bigger tits so she’s brings out the 15 inch strap on and pounds you in the sheets til the sun comes up
Bro I was banging a dime last night, and she saw I was a pig so she pulled out the dirty broc
the weed you've dropped and was later found on your sock
"Yo homie, check out my sock!"
"...and you thought we had finished it all. Pass da sock-broc homie, we'll smoke dis shit."
"Broc McLain is fucking insane"
"I know, did you see him dive into the garbage can head first?"
Thanks Michelle for making me some Broc Obama and Cheese
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one bad-ass mother-trucker. Weiner. Penis, Testicle, all funny words.
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