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Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur gramp a tramp.
Matt: ur mom gay
Marc: ur dad lesbian
Matt: ur granny tranny
Marc: ur gramp a tramp
Matt: ur bro a hoe
Marc: *dies*
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Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.
Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.
Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.
gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.
ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!
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The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.
Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
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When your talking to a THOT and she ask you to go out but your friends want to hangout
You: Sup THOT
Her: hey you want to go to the movies
You: Sorry bros before hoes
Her mom: YOU WILL NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT
Call ends
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When a guy puts friends before women.
"Before Jimmy sexed Jenny, he put a call out to her boyfriend's answering machine saying they were doing it. Bros before hoes, dude!"
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A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun
"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
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