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brown-nose

The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.

1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!

by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006

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Brown nose

some on who is trying to suck up to some one of a higher potision, it is also called bum or ass licking (not to be confused with rimming) and is used to achevie a promotion or high grades

brown nose examples
The animal liberation frount to peta
the teachers pet

by Skwiff December 11, 2010

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Brown Nosing

Kissing somes ass hole

Reanon Is a Bigg brown noser she dose so much brown nosing

by thebirachael November 7, 2008

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brown nose

Some one who sucks up to another or ass kiss's

a:y0y0y
B;your look good today oh ur so clever
<EVERY ONE ELSE :|>
a:errrr yea

by A*B November 25, 2002

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brown nose

when eating out a girl your nose accidentally penetrates the girl's sphincter or clitoris

yesterday was the first time I went to third base and I'm afraid I brown nosed my girlfriend

by hotjohnny69lol October 23, 2011

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brown nose

when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.

J-OP got brown nosed at the basketball tournament.

by Evan Met April 30, 2006

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Brown nosing

White people acting black

Timothy was brown nosing

by Da cracker July 7, 2019

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