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the act of quitting your web browser with multiple tabs open when it's no longer evident why you opened all the tabs and what you planned to do with them.
Jason returned to his cube after lunch to find he had over 20 tabs open in Firefox. Rather than sorting through them all and trying to make sense of the mess, he just declared browser bankruptcy, closed Firefox, and started over.
Browser's Block is a temporary inability to begin a new keyword search on one of the popular web engines (Google, Yahoo, etc.) due to a sudden "blanking out" while staring at the screen. It's cause is unknown. AKA, "Google Block" or "Surfer's Block"
It's 2:12 AM, you are awake and seated at your computer. You want to look up something or learn something new, but your mind is so overwhelmed by the infinite keyword search possibilities that you are forced into a temporary paralysis called Browser's Block.
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Someone who stands behind you looking over your shoulder while you're surfing the web and annoyingly suggests and dictates to you where you should click and visit next.
Sarah is checking her ebay auctions online...
Barry: "Sarah why don't you go to urban dictionary and add a new definition - for Backseat Browser"
Sarah: "No why don't you when I'm done"
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A companion or friend, typically male, that has agreed in the event of your death to break into your house and delete your internet browser history. You in return, will do the same for them thus avoiding embarrassment when spouses or family members are going through your stuff after the funeral.
Me: Hey man, if I die, will you be my browser brother?
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.
"browser chrome" is a euphemism for the graphic control elements of your browser interface. These include:
toolbar buttons -- "Back", "Forward", "Stop", etc.
scrollbars, the browser window frame .. browser helper objects - things that generally make a mess out of the browser experience.
If there was not so much "browser chrome" with this browser we might actually be able to see the web site.
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When you return to your computer and someone has unexpectidly changed your wallpaper to the trashiest porn pics possible including; fat chicks getting fingered/fucked, beastiality, gay porn, granny porn, double penetration/fisting,etc.
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you today, you seam really down???
Person 2:I just got browser fucked by my roomate.
Person 1: Oh shit man,really sorry to hear that. What was on your wallpaper?
Person 2: A gay 400 pound chinese man getting double fisted by three 90 year old women who were getting fucked by a horse.
Person 1:(begins throwing up)
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The best browser ever made. If you do not use it, a hitman will hunt you down and torture you. It gives you literal free money so please get it. You can also delete search history so.....
Jim: Do you have Brave browser?
Oliver: no.
Jim: THEN YOU DIE *pulls gun*
Oliver: *dead*
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