Brozone Layer

A place worse than the friend zone. The brozone layer occurs when the girl you like deems you a "brother to her." There is almost no chance of getting out of the brozone layer.

See Friend Zone

Bro 1: hey man hows it going with that chick
Bro 2: she put me in the brozone layer :(
Bro 1: You're fucked

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Brozone Layer

The zone in which bros can chill and do bro like stuff. Usually a secluded place in which people out of the zone and personal of the opposite gender are not taken kindly. This place is usually equipped with some snacks for when the munchies are present and some drinks for when a bro is thirsty

mom " kevin why is this mattress separating the basement kitchen from the rest of the basement?"

kevin " it is protecting the brozone layer from women and outsiders that arent taken kindly here. now since you are in the hozone can u make me a sangwhich?

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Brozone Layer

is a region of bestfriend's statusphere that absorbs most of your motives to make her know that you love her because she intentionally plays dumb also known as Brozone Layer

Boy: Hey Can I ask you a question
Girl: Ok Bro. End of the Story You just got block by Brozone Layer
Sentence 2:
"Jack and Hailey Brozone Layer is becoming thinner because Jack sperm cell polutes Hailey's Body causing Globelly Expansion"

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Brotar King of the Brozone

A bro who is such a bro that he manages to keep the peace of the brozone layer at any expense to his brotocity. A true brodoski at the essence of the word.

Loves keystone light and xbox 360s just as much as Broseidon.

Chad's the brotar king of the brozone tonight, he finished all the keystones and is now playing black ops. What a brotar.

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Brozone Layer

noun: A group of 3 or more close friends or "Bros" that chill on a daily basis.

Dude without Mikey here there's a significant hole in the Brozone Layer.

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Hole in the brozone layer

(Noun) A guy who doesn't show up when you're out with boys for a cool one.

Chuck didn't make it to tailgating 'cause his Chevy Malibu broked own on the way to the game. There was definitely a hole in the brozone layer last Sunday.

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a hole in the brozone layer

When a large group of bros are talking in a strictly-guy conversation, and a girl tries to jump in and contribute

Jessica caused a hole in the brozone layer when she tried to join into a conversation about last night's party that the jocks were having

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