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to do everything as if you're playing hockey. AT ALL TIMES. enjoys the quenching flavor of gatorade and has a layer of underarmor on his/her body at all times.
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A very nice guy with a huge penis he has a very good sense of humor and keeps women laughing but the laughing stops when he pulls out that very huge penis
"Bruce you are cool and all but, where u think you're going to put that huge penis?"
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Bruce is a hot, sexy ass motherfucker. He is the best guy around when he's not fucking around with other bitches. He will make the best boyfriend but be careful of the dumbass he is when he drinks at parties. He is the sweetest, kindest, most loving heart you will ever come across in your life. He is the best cuddler, the best kisser and has an exceptional talent with fingers. He is brilliant in every way with a type of humor you never get bored of. His smile will make you melt inside and his eyes will be something you crave to see even for just the smallest second every day. Bruce has a sexy body with an absolutelbeautiful personality that you can't find anywhere else. When you find a Bruce, make sure you hold onto him, Trust me :)
I love Bruce so much words can't describe
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A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls
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Bruce is a mass of contradictions. Or should that be a mess of contradictions? He will be loyal, honest, authentic, enthusiastic, adventurous, but insensitive.
He can be extremely emotional but hide it well. He feels emotions deeply, but you would never guess by listening to him.
When he’s made a decision he takes a long time to change his mind, but when he does change his mind he doesn’t object to admitting that his first decision might have been wrong.
He can be an enthusiastic lover, and a strong friend.
He has highs and lows in his life. Big highs, and big lows. But even at his lowest low, he accepts completely that the position he’s in was as a result of his own choices.
He is an eternal optimist, and while he always hopes for the best, doesn’t often plan for the worst.
Let’s have an adventure with Bruce. It will be fun, but most of all, it will be different.
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Only receiving partial information and expected to figure the rest out.
Bruce: You know that thing i did the other day, at that place, can you follow that up?
Me: Dude your bruceing me,