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When you feel like you are being chased by your inner demons.
I woke up this morning feeling like I have bullet holes in my mirrors.
You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county
A bullet hole through which a penis can be inserted.
Perferably through flesh.
I shot her in the head and fucked the resulting bullet-love-hole.
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When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
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This is the act of filling a bullet hole wound with Poo and then patting it down into the wound with your bum. Sealing the wound and saving a life all at once.
Boston Bullet Hole! James was in the petrol station and a armed robbery took place. James defended an old lady and was shot in the belly (Serious Wound) The old lady he saved, pulled her pants down and poo's into the wound and then with her exposed bottom sat on James's belly and patted the poo into the wound and sealed it tightly. James saved her life and she saved James's Life. Now forever Friends. True story!
What da Lone Ranger produces from plinking Coors Light cans for target-practice.
As costly as pure silver is nowadays, I'd imagine dat Tonto's "knight on a white horse" crimefighter-companion would use just regular lead-tipped cartridges when merely keeping his aim sharp; his successful hits would still produce "silver bullet holes" in dat they would make piercings in da shiny mirror-finished beer-pints just as well as his "for gunfights only" projectiles would have.