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deficating while recieving felatio
oh damn she gave me a blumpkin
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When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob
The frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his dick if he let her give him a bumpkin.
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A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.
That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.
A kid named Christian that sits in the back of the Latin class playing fortnite.
You Estulte bumpkin!
A very short, very rotund spherical human.
"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"
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To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.
Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.
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