Bungee Jump

An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.

My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.

Bungee-jump

The action of holding one down and allowing the accumulation of spitale to hang in opponents face before retracting at the last moment.

I'm going to bungee-jump you after school.

Bungee Jumping

It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.

Hey Lucas, wanna come bungee jumping with me?

Yeah man!

Alrrrriiifgghhhtt!!

Bungee Jumping

When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping

"Are you on the pill?" "Nah I'm bungee jumping."

Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*