Bushism

One of the many idiotic remarks that chimpanzee in the white house has made during his lifetime.

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." - George W. Bush, January 29, 2003.

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bushism

any word that someone starts to say but then screws it up or makes up their own prefixes or suffixes to make it fit into context.

This can also be known as "Pulling a Dubya"

Guy 1: Damn the car is broken I gotta get the mechanic to fixulate it.

Guy 2: Dude you just said a bushism.

Guy 1: I did?

Guy 2: Yeah you have been pulling a lot of Dubyas lately

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Bushism

A linguistic derivation of Buddhism by the 43rd president of the United States. Philosophy that excessive desire to speak properly will cause suffering that leads to an endless cycle of reincarnation. Excessive conveyance of clear meaning is believed to cause the speaker and listener to focus on the suffering in the world and the desire to change it. As a result, the practioner of Bushism must try to avoid falling into the trap of "making sense," so as to envelop conversants in mystic contemplation of what was really said.

"I am responisible for all my mistakes. And so are you."

"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity."

"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace when we find a senior who has to choose between food and medicine-that's not our vision of America."

"The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual -- are going to undermine his campaign."

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bushism

Unintentional pieces of wisdom created by George W. Bush (for whom the word is named) while he was not looking at the teleprompter during a speech.

"We ought to make the pie higher."
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."

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Bushism

A statement made by precident George W Bush that is either inconprehensible/defies all laws of grammer/is just plain stupid.

Space is still a high priority for NASA/
We must oblittrify the Afghanistanians (this has never been said by the president but it sounds like something he should say)

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bushism

The ritual act between Bush and Blair in the foliage at Camp David

im choosing not to provide further imagery

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Bushism

An original way of saying what you don't mean.

"All your base are belong to us"

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