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two guys in the car and one turns the radio on and Justin Bieber's new song comes on;
"Dude whos this chick? she sounds so young?!"
"Man, it's that new DUDE all the girls are in love in"
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A fag who thinks he can sing.(he is so gay that he sucks all cocks on earth, and he would event suck his own if there was a possibility he had one) {all thumps up will be those who know about music and all thumps down will be his fans}
I cant find an example gayer than Justin Bieber.
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A kid who thinks he has talent except all he has is supposed "looks" and doesn't know what the freak a belt is!
He enjoys DUI and likes to hang with black rapper wannabees.
Lil Za and many other dummies are part of his crew who think adding the word Lil makes them swope.
He also likes hooking up with random girls, tweeting sultry instagram photos and putting his teenage fans called "Bieliebers" in a frenzy even though it's just some staged BS. Canadians don't enjoy his presense and are actually very embarrassed.
Justin Bieber: A pain in the average human's ass.
Bob: "You hear about--"
Eric: "Justin Bieber? I don't want to know. What did he do this time? Eat sand out of Lil Za's butt?"
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Justin Bieber is a young teenage boy who's believed to have not yet reached puberty. Many people think he's homosexual. His fans defend him by typing in upper case letters, many being completely illiterate. He's the next biggest thing with kids aged between 8-15 years - their love for Miley Cyrus and The Jo Bro's seeming to have completely fizzled out. Within a year or so he'll be just another washed up star, or let's certainly hope so!
Normal person: *Hears Justin Bieber on the radio*
Oh god he's everywhere, where does it end?!
Bieber fan: UR JUST JELOS BECOZ HE'S FAMUS ND GAWJUSS!!!!
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his girlish voice will make your ears bleed, he will be the cause of the end of the world
Justin Bieber better watch out Chuck Norris will find him and juice his head with his bear hands
Justin Bieber:baby baby baby ohhhhhh!!!
People all over the country: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!my ears are bleeding
Justin Bieber *walking backstage
Chuck Norris spins around in chair "ive been expecting you"
Justin bieber" oh shit"
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A female breed of Canadian parasite that feeds off of the cells of humans, typically teenage girls and the occasional homeless man. Being the only member of its species, it cannot reproduce due to participating in homosexuality. It also is doomed to permanently remain in its primary stage of development, never evolving to its adult form.
"A Justin Bieber has been spotted. Turn off all radio stations and remove all J.B. posters from your stereotypical teenage daughter's walls - it is armed with crappy music."
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A unknown yet specimen of humanity at it's worst, it really is the lowest of the low, a ''Justin Bieber'' or ''Annoying Cunt'' as he/she is mostly known, is one who has the ability to give people ear cancer with the use of his/her's most annoying voice producing a vile schreeching high pitch noise if you will. They have so-called ''fans'', who know mostly nothing about a ''Justin Bieber'' other than his looks and voice, they say he is the greatest idol in the world, but actually he is a arrogant, ignorant, overrated, overpriced, ''still in the closet'', pile of feck who's fans are the utmost worse fan base to ever walk/slither the earth. Managers fight over him to get money, not because they think he's actually a good singer, but because little girls in 17 year old girls bodies think he is good, but he is most certainly not, pretty much every thing about a ''Justin Bieber'' is pretty much indescribably annoying, oh and he also thinks Rape happenes for a reason.
''Oh I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER! HE'S THE BEST IDOL IN THE WORLD!!!'' No, he's a spoilt ungrateful little lying cunt who believes in nothing, but some bullshit that isn't even been properly said.
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