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When u rub cum all over
A body like butter on
Bread
I like when he does dick butter to me
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wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.
man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!
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Mainly for people who did not get a circumcision, the trapped leftover cum inside the skin of your penis after you masturbated. The penis would get stinkier eventually over time.
Ew, Kyle is such a virgin, like last night I couldn't suck him off because his dick started to peel out dick butter.
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An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
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This is something usually a apple sauce lube for kinky times
Man Brandon sure loves his dick butter
When your fucking a girl and she’s so wet there’s a creamy white fluid in her vagina mixed with precum all that residue left on your dick is dick butter
Mehn after fucking Amy my penis was covered with dick butter
A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”