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Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.
Whatever butters your toast...
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To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off.
Can you stop it really butters my toast when you do that Imo
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Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)
Toasted Butter - Directions
1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter
2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster
3. set timer to 6 minutes
4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl
5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!
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The act of feeding your partner peanuts an hour or so before anal sex, a good hard pounding will make the halfway digested peanuts come back out their mouth like soft serve ice cream. It is important for this to be done near a toaster or with toast on hand so the poundee can "soft serve" the pb on the bread before handing it to the pounder for consumption. Note: wait only 1 half hour if chunky pb is desired.
" Man I sure am full after having that peanut butter on toast my cellmate made for me."
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Hey joe, hurry up and butter your toast! I have to go home soon!
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Referring to someone's large biceps and chest muscles. People with these like to show off as often as possible. If there an opportunity to show off their muscles, they will embrace that opportunity. In this instance, some one has dry toast. A muscular person grabs a butter knife and subsequently offers to butter someone's toast in effect flexing while doing so. Use as toast, referring to someone's bug muscles.
Good morning Ma'am, can I butter your toast?
Goodness. look at the Toast on that guy.
Toast
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Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy
A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast
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