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A type of exotic dancer who works at a ratchet strip club and solely works there to support her kids. Includes, stretch marks, c-section scar, and greasy hair.
“Yo the strippers at st. Pete’s are totally c-section strippers. We’re not going there”
When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV
Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!
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Stitched up tear in one's asshole
""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar
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A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.
The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.
The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).
The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress”
Person 2: “The fuck?”
Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
When a large man in a prison molests someone and causes tearing in the anus
Bubba: Ima give you a jailhouse c-section
Other Guy: No, Please No *places hands over anus*
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There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section
"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar
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An extremely happy event, especially used when a plan comes together.
-“Dude! Did you hear that we’re going to get to go bowling tonight?”
-“Hell yeah! It’s such a c section of happiness!”