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when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe
I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&
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that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa
it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it
"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"
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Used as a plant, or an insult.
Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone in it is a prick.
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Cactus, the ultimate in quality telephone-based harassment, has been around since the early 1990's. Cactus, as well as cacti, are, indeed, very sharp plants capable of terrible disfigurment and have been attributed to 2 deaths in Bosnia and 5 in The Ukraine. However, the word cactus used alone in a telephone call is not only confusing, but disruptive and annoying. Using the word cactus, one can baffle a foreigner in some far-off country like New Jersey at 2 a.m. or his driving instructor in person just as easily. Cactus has also morphed into the sub-cactus-counter-cultural-uber-1337 word, kaktuß.
Know the cactus. Be the cactus. Fear the cactus.
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A word to replace anything you can thing of.
What the cactus? That cactus is in my cactus. Cactus!
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a formal way to call someone of the african decent black or nigga. It can also include people with the skin disease called chocolate pudding melanoma.
NIGGA! it be cactus night at KFC.. free kool aid son.
That cactus is so black that he gots a prickly cactus face.
That cactus shot my cactus in the face... I is gonna visit that cactus in the hospital
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one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.
and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...
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