Similar to a cake face, but with an extreme amount of excess make-up. Like a wedding cake because of additional layers and an over-the-top attempt to look extravagant.
"That girl over there's wearing way too much make-up, what a cake face."
"Dawg she's not just a cake face, she's a wedding cake face."
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Someone who is wearing too much badly applied, thick makeup. So much, that it resembles icing on a cake.
Look at that birthday cake face, her make-ups so thick she could literally stick a few candles in it.
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The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.
Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.
Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: Heβs doing the Dorito Cake Face!
Friend 1: Iβve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
Your caking your face so but it looks like you got gangbanged by a box of cayolas
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when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.
My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.
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βnoun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.
"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."
"Yea, too bad someone ate it."
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