Caker

The wee ones version of a kegger, with cake subbed for keg.

Man, Sammy had a totally bitchin' caker last weekend for his birthday. I think our entire third grade class was there.

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caker

A person who tends to smoke enough to classify it a job. An embarrassing title that someone should not be proud to call themselves. An obsession of smoking to the point where you can't quit. Something that someone shouldn't be happy with doing.

This caker talked about cake so much, it started to become less funny and more embarrassing that they were proud to be known as a caker.

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Caker

Means a person who is full of utter crap (shit) and talks nothing but cake.

YOu shuch a fricking caker, god!

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caker

A slacker. One who slacks off when they are supposed to be doing stuff.

You cakers out there in Richland better listen up, man cause your tortilla's going to be flipped!

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Caker

A baker that only bakes cakes

That caker over at fozzys makes some nice cakes

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Cakers

A super-cool nickname only super-cool people have.

Jim: "Hey man, what nickname are you putting on the back of your shirt?"
Jake: "Oh, I'm putting Cakers cuz I'm super cool!"

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caker

A person obsessed with a woman, someone who writes or listens to soft love songs, someone infatuated with a female, a person who chooses hoes before bros, a soft guy, a sensitive fellow.

Look at Chris, that dude been caking all day.
What a caker, he be writing poems for that chick.

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