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Nacho Camacho

The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.

Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.

(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"

"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"

by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010


camacho milkshake

lick your own cum straight from an asshole.

after cumming on her ass he gave her a camacho milkshake.

by bbwlover October 22, 2015


joaquin camacho

to steal from a person who has been taking care of you or who you otherwise owe some kind of debt to; usually in a dramatic manner and trying to make it look like the other person is entirely to blame for your behavior

Man, I was livin with my ole lady and her disabled kid and totally pulled a Joaquin Camacho on her

by dame_folie77 June 13, 2011


Paolo Camacho

A hot piece of ass. Has a dad bod, but tits are hot, right?

Damn, look at that Paolo Camacho. I bet his tits can feed an army

by Bdaisies January 15, 2021


Juliana Christine Camacho

Juliana Christine Camacho is a loving, smart, and all-around bad bitch. Her best friend is Hayden and she loves dressing in the world's hottest outfits for school. She always listens when there is a need to, and is literally the hottest person in the world. No one can beat her hat game. Just not possible. But fuck that kid Logan.

Juliana Christine Camacho is so hot right?

by crazygamer223 May 13, 2022


getsemani camacho

A name of a girl that is a savage and acts strong when she is not cuase Deep down in her heart is broken even if she thinks nobody likes her. But they do. she is strong with her bffl Maddlan A. And more.

Getsemani camacho this is my Life so I'll Live for the people that belives un me

by Getsemani October 23, 2017


Ace Camacho

A talented Instagram author who posts personal stories as well as his original work sorta ugly but a fun guy to be around

I hear that Ace Camacho is blowing up on Instagram.

by Ace Camacho April 23, 2021