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The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.
Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.
(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"
"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"
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lick your own cum straight from an asshole.
after cumming on her ass he gave her a camacho milkshake.
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to steal from a person who has been taking care of you or who you otherwise owe some kind of debt to; usually in a dramatic manner and trying to make it look like the other person is entirely to blame for your behavior
Man, I was livin with my ole lady and her disabled kid and totally pulled a Joaquin Camacho on her
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A hot piece of ass. Has a dad bod, but tits are hot, right?
Damn, look at that Paolo Camacho. I bet his tits can feed an army
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Juliana Christine Camacho is a loving, smart, and all-around bad bitch. Her best friend is Hayden and she loves dressing in the world's hottest outfits for school. She always listens when there is a need to, and is literally the hottest person in the world. No one can beat her hat game. Just not possible. But fuck that kid Logan.
Juliana Christine Camacho is so hot right?
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A Camacho is someone who abuses chufferton and stays fried 24/7. You typically see Camacho with Devils Lettuce in one hand and a fidget spinner in the other. You never catch this guy not chasin birds
Yo did you hear about eddie? Guy got with 4 baddies last night while facing a j, never knew he was such a Camacho