Camellism

(kəˈmēlizəm)

n.

An economic and political idea in which the production, distribution, and exchange of products or services are privately owned, however regulated by the community, laws are made legal by true democratic vote, the people are judge, jury, and enforcer, and public officials are decided on directly by the people, rather than through a representation of the people's will. The extent of said elected officials ends at being ambassadors, and drafting laws for the people to vote on.

Camellism is almost a mix of Socialism and Capitalism, taking the good parts of both, and piecing them together, into its own ideology.

Camelle

A beautiful creature, has a colorful lovelife and wild sex life.

I saw Camelle, and I want to greet her Happy Birthday!

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Camels

a type of delicious cigarette that everyone enjoys.

Hey dude, you gotta pack of camels?

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Camel

A person who sits in a middle of a bench during a game, getting no time and drinks all the water

#5 is just sitting there doing nothing... what a camel

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Camel

Pure Evil

That camel is going to steal your soul while you watch.

Camel

Someone who is always thirsty no matter what. Like a camel that takes a really long time to finish drinking water from an oasis, the person called a camel suffers from the same length required to quench their thirst.
It doesn't matter if they've just had sex recently, they'll never be satisfied and will want to do it again, and again...and again.

This can also apply to someone who can't stop talking about sex and how much they wanna fuck people.

I.E #1
Beth: Come on Babe, let's fuck again. I have an itch I want to scratch!👄

Jerry: What!? But we just had sex a half hour ago. What the fuck!

Beth: I know, but I wanna do it again. I wanna ride your cock like a rollercoaster. Come on, get on me and pound the fuck out of me.

Jerry: Jesus. Bitch, you're a fucking camel!

I. E #2

Josh: Damn, Kim Kardashian has a big ol Badonkadonk, I'd like me some of that.

Julia: Oh. OK. Cool.

Josh: How about that Nicki Minaj, eh? She's packing heat too. I'd like to slither my anaconda in her buns if you know what I mean.

Julia: Okay man, I get it. Jeez.

Josh: I'd give Arianna Grande the Banana Madr-

Julia: DUDE, JUST FUCKING STOP. Seriously, go masturbate or get laid, just PLEASE stop telling me this nasty ass shit, you fucking camel!

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Camel

Best cigarette out there, robust and flavorful yet smooth. However, most black people tend to not like them for some reason.

Camel is the preferred cigarette brand of Allah himself.

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