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when you use your jaw as a penetration device during sex
After giving her some tongue I switched to a turkish can opener.
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the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
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A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.
May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.
Melting Swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after fucking the woman/man eating out the rest of the Swedish fish out of the ass or vagina.
when i have an excess of Swedish fish i enjoy a Swedish can opener.
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An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.
I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.
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a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)
i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead
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n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.
v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!
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