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Caillou: Mommy, why don't I have hair?
Mom: You have cancer, YEET!
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cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.
i lost her .. shoulda never fw a cancer
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Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.
Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.
You:..............
Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Slime videos and any people who try to entertain kids on youtube because they aren't funny. So essentially people who play fortnite and think they're good at it.
NIgga's who play fortnite are cancer
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A disease caused by everything.
Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!
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4th Astrological sign for people born between June 22-July 21.
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