cannon

A common misspelling of canon.

"You only like that pairing because it's not cannon."
"No no, you mean CANON. Oh, and... That's not true."

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Cannon

1. Exclamation or celebratory outburst when one is victorious.

2. Exaltation of ones own superiority or skill.

1. After he knocked his opponent unconscious, the martial artist was heard to yell "CANNON!"

2. When asked how he was able to build muscle so quickly, the bodybuilder said, "because I'm a CANNON!"

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Cannons

Another word for boobs, tits, rack, breasts, etc...

She had huge cannons!

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cannon

a firearm, usually a pistol

He took a hard blow to the face before he could draw his cannon.

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cannon

1. (n.) The future Philadelphia Flyers captain who blasts anyone in his way, via bruising body checks, fists of fury, or delivers blazing shots and sick nasty deke moves.

2. (v.) To violently blast someone in hockey, possibly breaking their face with sheer awesomeness.

3. (adj.) The quality of awesomeness, all-being, and unstoppable power, drive and determination that will stop at nothing to win and destroy the enemy.

Richards is Cannon, and the Philadelphia Flyers are Goon Squad Central. They will cannon fools in the face this year.

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cannon

Old school term for a skilled pickpocket.

"Stumpy is a real class cannon - he can clean out a vic's pockets faster than a flatfoot can eat a donut!"

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cannon

A large calibre handgun that is much more powerful then what is necessary for self defense, and carried as a phallic symbol. Examples include the: .44 magnum, .45 ACP, .45 GAP, 454 Casull, 460 Remington, .50 AE, or a 50 SW.

I pulled my cannon, and fired six shots.

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