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A sexual act in which a man places a testicle into the woman's vagina and she queefs it back out with force.
Genny gave me a nice cannonball last night.
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When a man farts while sitting on a nonporous (usually leather) seat and the gas expanding from his anus rapidly pushes his nuts forward, approximating the behavior of a pneumatic piston or cannon. Frequently catalyzed by the presence of tight pants and/or sweaty ass/thighs.
Dude, it was so hot this morning I was cannonballing all the way to work in the old Caddy. Gotta get me some cloth seats, or stop eating fuckin' breakfast burritos.
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When someone intentionally fucks up another person's chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.
The head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn't trust that I would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.
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When a man is receiving oral sex from their boyfriend/girlfriend, they take their balls and put one on each side of the shaft so that it looks like a Cannon on rolling wheels. As the man approaches orgasm he announces that he is going to fire the cannon and forces the other party (Male or female) to deepthroat them and then the man takes a lighter and lights one of his pubic hairs one fire so that it begins to burn away. This must be timed correctly so that when the pubic hair is completely burnt away the man orgasms down the others throat (Like a cannonball firing)
I went home last night and decided to try something new on my girlfriend. She was giving me head and I Cannonballed her! She couldn't breath for 10 minutes! You should trying Cannonballing sometime man.
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An underachieving fantasy football team owned by a man who is consistent w/ wearing a visor to the draft along w/ drafting Fred Taylor every year. Rumor has it that he uses the league as an excuse to get out of his house once a year and party.
The Cannonballs are not going to make the playoffs again.
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Quickly drinking an alcoholic beverage and then passing it to a partner. Follow the procedure until the alcoholic beverage is finished
Hey Whitney, do you want to cannonball this beer?
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when you don't know how many of the letter 'n' to put in a word
Sarah didn't know how to spell 'cannibalism' She was effected by her cannonballism and couldn't decide how many n's were needed.
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