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Really Awesome Band.I Can't Believe I'm The First Person To Comment On Them. *Punches Keyboard*
They're From Dakota,What More Do You WanT?
Also,They BLow Fall Out Boy AWAAAY!
Take THAT Pete Wentz!
Spill Canvas:
Sunsets and Car Crashes
Spill Canvas:
One Fell Swoop
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A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.
Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.
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to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person
I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.
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A term of outrage used similarly fuck.
jack: did you get with that girl last night?
tom: no I got cockblocked
jack: cunts on a canvas!!!
You can obja canva about anything on a boy whether its his dick his tennis balls or his scrunchy hole it doesnt matter which one or if all!
Him: What are you gonna do?
Her: Im gonna obja canva your hairy dick
A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.
Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.
The FIRST fuckshow in the history of the University of Cincinnati that produced a good result in the end.
Hooray for UC Canvas! It’s AGPL software, which is the best kind of software.