Having sex with a girl in the ass. Based on the act of inserting one's dick inside of a girl's "Canyon" or ass in this case.
I swear. On Everything. I have never Canyoned her.
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Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.
Guy 1: Yo dude, donβt go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because thatβs Canyon fucking his pet River!
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When you have sex with Burt too many times and your vagina gets stretched out like a rubber band. It's also when the male, A.K.A Large Nut, gets impregnated in his large nut with an embryo from the ghost.
You could fit your whole head in there.
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Some kid who has curly hair and is a low key whore. He/She likes to obsess over themselves daily even tho they are ugly as hell. They are loyal and will speak their mind, but obsess over ugly ass dudes at school.
John: Damn! Canyon is a loose slut!
Brittney: Ya I know! What a fat whore.
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yo dizzle lets go blizze this canyonizzle (hello dog, let us go blaze this fat joint filled with chronic)
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this is one of harry stylesβ best songs and tbh you should go stream it before his cat evie (who tf knew he has a cat) gets angry at u
person 1: βugh i hate canyon moon by harry stylesβ
person 2: *punches person 1 for having no taste*
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