Captin Zander Black

the Elf That santa sacked . now a kick ass (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic The one your motther warned you about . ITS ROCK AND ROLL . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \M/ ROCK THE SHIP \M/

Captin Zander Black rocked out like a man possessed on ROCK THE SHIP LASTNIGHT..

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Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.

Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.

Captin Lizzie

When you sing the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune and stick the whole of your forearm plus your fist up their bum hole and go ARGHH!

person 1: *sings theme tune*
person 2: dude, why you singing that?
person 1: *captin lizzies*
person 2: OUCH MAN THAT HURT
person 1: lol
person 2: * is in immense pain*
person 1: lol

bad captin

Some who makes bad decisions, intentionally knowing it's a bad idea & what the consequences are.

Holy fuck, can you believe that guy?! he's a bad captin.