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capture the ass

An activity practiced by some male teenagers in which they compete to take photographs of the backsides of attractive females without them knowing.

Example 1:

Bob: Damn! You see that?
James: Yo I gotta capture that ass!

Example 2:

Anthony: Lotta girls here, dude.
Mike: I know, man. Time to capture the ass.

by TheParkourPunk August 1, 2008

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Capture the Koala

The act of jacking off; masturbation

"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."

by Sioux08 August 16, 2008

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Capture the bag

Placing your bag in a spot and then running and grabbing other bags at random and bringing it back to your's. if your bag gets taken in the process you have to go after the person who took your's.
Once you have got someones bag back to your's you pick your bag back on and run around in circles shouting out that you are the champion.

If someone takes your bag and hasn't dropped there's that is an act of theft.

capture the bag.

Drop your bag on the ground and go looking for other bags.

by always:)happy November 4, 2011


Cooch Capture

A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text

" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "

by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023

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Captured Agency

An organization controlled by the group it is supposed to regulate.

Person 1: The hens are safe: the Federal Fox Stopping Agency (FFSA) is guarding the entire hen house.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.

Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.

Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

by LaughTrax September 19, 2021


capture the tang

To make a bet with your friends to see who will get pussey first.

Hammy: Yea sam i bet you cant capture the tang before me?
Sammygstrings: Oh yea ill bet YOU five dollars !!!

by samuelwhoooohooooo November 3, 2008

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Capture the flag

It's a sexual act when a woman, prior to ganbang, shoves really small flag up her vagina. First man pulling it out with his penis-wins.

"Omg...they played Capture The Flag on me again yesterday!"

by DumbStick August 17, 2017

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