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When you take some whore into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. While you're banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.
You: Why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?
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A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.
Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.
Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.
one of the nicest small towns in San Diego's North County. part of Encinitas city. perfect weather nearly year-round, with scenic views of the coastline, as well as highway 101. home to some of the best traditional mexican restaurants in the country, and all sorts of small-town type shops and activities that make you feel proud to be a local. most people who grow up there never want to leave... truly paradise.
just waking up knowing I live in Cardiff By The Sea makes me feel great!
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A name given to afrian and jamican who are born and bread in Cardiff they dress and act like they were some kind of LA street gangster who hang around in gangs pick pocketing and mugging people on the city streets and clubs
Watch your wallets the cardiff bras are out in force
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The only football team comprised entirely of non-human players - usually consists mainly of sheep. They are not alone in playing non-humans - Robbie Savage at Blackburn is a goat, for example - but Cardiff have earned universal respect for playing an entire team of sheep with relative success.
Cardiff City, baa baa baa
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Where you shove a cheese and pickle sandwich up your cooch and then feed it to someone afterwards
Gethin, do you fancy a dirty Cardiff love?
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Definitely the best university society ever to have existed in the whole history of university snow sports clubs. Other Uni snowsporters wish they could be as cool as Cardiff Snowsports but know that they will never reach that point.
Home to bad behaviour, boobs, balls and banter.
3 things Cardiff Snowsports does best:
1.Ski/Snowboard
2.Get Naked
3.Get Wasted
We also fuck TVs and Home of the Cardiff Steeze Academy
Non-Cardiff/other Uni Snow Sport Person : " Should of gone to Cardiff, their Snow Sports lot are sick!"
"Nobody does it like Cardiff Snow Sports."
Cardiff Snow Sports
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