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Career Capital

Career Capital is the value of competencies, knowledge and individual personality attributes you have to produce economic value. Career Capital is vitally important for an individual’s success in all stages of work and life. Career Capital can increase through education, experience and your ability to identify and convert opportunity. In the digital age, building your career capital requires a conscious effort to strategically evolve in order to act and influence as a valuable and respected resource.

If you want to get a job, you can no longer just apply like everyone else. You need to understand the business and learn what they need and where they are planning to go so you can bring value and ideas right away. This way you come into the interview with the career capital you need to be the best person for the job.

by value man February 5, 2012

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 2, 2006

135πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

55πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


career-holed

To choose a college major or enroll in a training program for a job field or profession that is desperate for applicants and is hiring like crazy but by the time you complete your education/training the market for your skill has become saturated and nobody is hiring.

Before I enrolled in college there was a shortage of electrical engineers,they were hiring like crazy and making top dollar.Four years later I have my degree but all the jobs have been filled.I just got career-holed .

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

41πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Career Veneer

The thin layer of potential for career advancement, increase in pay and future opportunities that an employer paints on your job to convince you that the future holds something more than you are currently experiencing.

I had my first year appraisal at the McDonalds today. They painted a bit of a career veneer over the last year.

by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010

3519πŸ‘ 1328πŸ‘Ž


career traitors

A popular nickname for the US State Department under the 45th POTUS, headed up by US Secretary of Snake, Mike Pompeo.

I’ve been working with these career traitors for so long that their behavior seems entirely all-American to me!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

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