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Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest
Carlisle Cullen is a fine asf- vampire I'd let bite me
Aleka Carlisle is such an amazing person to be around. She is so caring and loves to spend time with her friends, family and dogs. She is always looking to have a good time. Aleka is such a gorgeous girl but has some trouble seeing it. She is so funny and loves to laugh with everyone. Like everyone else she’s a little sassy sometimes but it’s normal. Aleka Carlisle is truly a great person to be around never let her go.
Aleka Carlisle is so funny and I always have a good time with her.
Smaller town located in North-Western Indiana. Small population and few to no afro-americans.Wanna be thugs who live in cornfields, but get made fun of by all the kids who like to party. Also lies on 3 different types of geographically items; area code cut off (219,574) county line (laporte, st joe) and time zone ( eastern, central).
Joe- Wanna go to a party in New Carlisle?
Steve- sure what time?
Joe- 7
steve- is that town time or slow time?
Joe- town time, nerd.
Steve- Ight
Bob- What county?
Joe/Steve- Good question
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A small town in Ohio that's made up of wiggers, illegal mexicans, and racist white people.
Dude, look at all the wigger bitches! Where are we?
New Carlisle.
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A carlisle story (loosely based on English professional footballer who plays as a central defender for Championship side Burnley.) is a story told to an audience that has a beginning, a middle, and then just ends. There is a bunch of stuff in the story, but only useless background information that nobody really needs to know about. However, there is no climax (see also: carlisle's sexual abilities), and no end. When you are listening to a "carlisle" speak, and at the point you think to yourself, "Wait is that it"? That is the end of the story
Example carlisle story: I had to go to the mall so I grabbed by hat, my banana, my $.45 and my... Interesting story about the 45 cents. The machine cheated me out of it. Anyways, so I'm there at the mall, and I had a fruit cup.
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Valid Excuses used to explain why you can’t accomplish your job properly.
Guy 1: I can’t do my job because it’s not easy
Guy 2: Quit using Carlisle Excuses
When a slightly larger Northern lass (usually an Adultwork Booking) slowly teases you her way onto you for a marathon facesitting session.
My mate scatty booked this bird off adultworks and she gave him a proper Carlisle Sunset. He almost suffocated!