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When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.
D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"
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to *completly* blanket an area with bombs(cluster, HE, dasiy cutter, nuclear, MOAB) destroying most everything underneath them. carpet bombing was practiced in vietnam, WWII and SHOULD be practiced in iraq
100 b-52's could carpet bomb baghdad, and level the whole damn city
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to mount a destructive assault or opposition
They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.
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When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.
Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."
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When you and a partner have a sex and the male or female finishes on the carpet
Dude me and Chelsea carpet bombed at your house
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When you pull out just before you blow and paint the chick's bush white
"Man, I was railing this chick last night who had a jungle style bush, and I was carpet bombing her like it was the 60's"
The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.
Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.