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A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
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carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.
"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
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Munching on some pusssay.
Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.
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The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.
Paul: Dude I ate her out and, she hadnt shaved!
Bobby: Aww, carpet muncher.
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loves to eat another hairy vag.usualy a butch
the manager was a carpet muncher and didnt like whe the girls shaved.
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one who gets the munchies for the anatomy of a female
Jerrica is a carpet muncher.
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the pure definition of a Lesbian...
get a load of that carpet muncher!
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