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A badass slang name for Niagara Falls, NY.
"There is a ton of old blind people in the Cataract City..."
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Sexual slang. To be performed while having sex in the standard missionary position. Sex proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an orgasm. When an orgasm is imminent, the male pulls out his penis, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female's face giving her 'Asian eyes.' While continuing to hold the 'Asian Eye' look on the female's face, the male reaches a climax and ejaculates in both of the female's eyes giving her........ "Cambodian Cataracts."
You haven't lived until you've given Cambodian Cataracts to a MILF you met on Craigs List.
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An excuse used when you sure as hell can't see your ass doing something.
Honey, would you like to go to a Lotte Berk class with me?
Sorry baby, I got anal cataracts.
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When you skeet in someone's eye.
I didnt want the girl to see me as I stole her purse, so i quick gave her a cataract shot.
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Tom from BATIM with low resolution and low quality
"Man Tom's face is giving me cataracts!"
Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.
You being a damn cunt hair cataracts