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the only people entitled to call themselves catholics are protestants, because we believe in the universal priesthood of all believers.
the correct terms for roman catholics are either romanist or papist, because they are members of the roman church and worshippers of the papacy.
i protest the truth of holy scripture, and the true catholic, universal, spiritual church of all believers.
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A hole you dig to go to the bathroom in when you are camping.
"Is there a bathroom anywhere near the campsite?"
"No, but you can dig a cathole in the wooded area over there"
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The anal opening usually encrusted with feces of an ordinary house feline.
Hey, get Fluffy off my table! I don't want to eat where his cathole has been.
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People who claim to be of the Catholic religion but only practice it during Lent. Usually pissing off all the non Catholics friends during this period with their "I can only have fish" protest when someone suggest what to have for dinner.
"Hey honey you wanna go to Tony Roma's tonight?"
"Duh, its Friday and Im Catholent"
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Cat who is an asshole = Cathole
Our cat insists on being the first to walk in the front door when we arrive home, yet he takes his sweet time sauntering in, and at times he even begins to walk in, then stops abruptly and looks at me as if to say " you have nothing better to do than wait for me". Our cat is such a cathole.
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When you own a asshole cat!
You got your self a Cathole
That FuckingCathole shit in my tub! Woke up sleep in my eyes turned on the shower stepped in and had a big surprise. Taking that Catholestraight to the pound today!
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