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When you give a courtesy flush while taking a dump, but the water level touches your balls/penis.
Something similar to this is the witches kiss.
Oh crap I just got the witch's cauldron while taking a shit.
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The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.
Hey Redders have you left your cumtribution in the Cum Cauldron yet?
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1) When a man urinates with an erection inside of a woman's vagina.
2) When a man urinates inside of a woman with a condom on, pulls out, ties off the condom and slaps the shit out of his bitch with the piss-filled condom.
3) A wizard bar in Harry Potter. No piss involved.
Doug: Yo, why is your biznitch so pissed off at you?
Jordan: That's ironic. She's pissed because I gave her a leaky cauldron and my piss got all over her.
Doug: Isn't that in Harry Potter?
Jordan: You're such a fucking virgin. (explains alternate meaning of leaky cauldron)
Doug: *High Five*
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Made popular by the Simpsons...by KRUSTY, who apparently cant spell...
We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty the Klown: Sex Cauldron
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The Devil's Cauldron is a sex position where you put your partner naked in a bathtub with boiling water, get in the tub with them and throw a toaster in there for extra *spice*.
DAMN he hella freaky. I cant believe he did the Devil's Cauldron with his girlfriend. Such a shame he's dead now though
When a guy puts both his penis AND testicles into a girl's mouth simultaneously.
That girl's mouth is so big she definitely has Turkish Cauldron potential.
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