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to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.
Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.
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1. Another name for the male reproductive organ
2. Something you put around a doorjamb to create a seal
Bitch get down on your hands and knee's and suck my caulk.
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Girl: why are you taking so long in the shower?
Boy: I'm caulking!
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A titty fuck finishing on fake boobs.
Candy doesn't like me playing with her boobs since she got a boob job. But, she always enjoys a good silicone caulking.
To masturbate in the shower. To rub one out in the bathtub.
Those chicks at the gym were fucking HOT! I gotta go straight home and caulk the tub after that workout!
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When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass then lick your index finger and run it down her ass to smooth it out.
I gave my wife the caulk gun for her birthday.
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The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.
I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!
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