the CD

(n.) -- The constant din of modern life, where our
tech gadgets are always on and always bringing us closer to ''the constant din" of 21st Century life.

"Man, if there's one thing about life in the big city that I can't stand, it's the CD, the constant constant din! I mean, this city never sleeps! It's crazy!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan, December 21, 2011

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CD

Another way of saying Condom, particularly in the presence of others who you do not want to understand the implications.

Example 1:

Guy 1 knocking on guy 2’s door – “ yo man you know that girl I’ve been meaning to bang for ages; she’s in my room right now! you got any CDs?

Example 2:
Guys talking about last night with some chick, girl walks up to them in the middle of the conversation – “errr… well basically we didn’t have any CDs so nothing happened in the end”

Girl : what you guys talking about?
Guy: nothing really we were gonna jam to some rolling stones but my mate forgot to bring the track

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CDS

(n) College Dick Sucker; someone who is willing to do anything and everything for college

I respect getting into good colleges, but that guy is just a total CDS

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CDS

"Cold, Dark, Suck," also heard as "Cold, Dark, Snow," is the time when winter begins to manifest itself with reduced daylight and colder temperatures. The darkness is particularly noticeable the first day Daylight Saving Time ends.

It's dark. CDS is upon us.

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CD

Condom Demonstration.

Van Quyen, a footballer of Song Lam Nghe An team, played an important match against The Cong team in Hanoi, Vietnam, on last Saturday. That night, he took a call girl to his hotel room. First, Van Quyen took off his shirt and the call girl could see “Reebok” on his left arm. Then, he took off his trousers, and the call girl saw “Nike” on his right thigh. Finally, he took off his Y-fronts, and the call girl felt a bit embarrassed and used her hand to hide and saw “ad” in (Adidas) on the pubic area of Van Quyen and in panic she thought that "ad.." is "aids". She said “are you HIV positive?”. “Nope!”, Van Quyen answered. Well, my tattoos advertise “Nike”, “Reebok” and “Adidas”. “Well, now, CD!!!!!!!!!!!” Call girl asked.

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no-cd

1)
A no-CD crack is a modified executable (.exe on Windows) file. It bypasses the CD checking mechanisms, allowing the user to play without inserting a CD. Commonly used on copied (pirated) games

2)
You might also see the tags NO-CD before a name on Counter-Strike. This indicates the server is running the anti-cheat system, "Cheating-Death", but the user is not running it.

Cheating-Death has been discontinued, and is no longer supported (www.unitedadmins.com)

1)
"Damn, I downloaded that new Hitman game, but it's asking for a CD"
"Hold on, let me send you a no-cd crack"

2)
"OMG WHY DUZ MY NAME SAY NO-CD"
"Because you're not running Cheating-Death"

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CD

A nifty $16 dollar novelty flying disc (frisbee). Oh yea, it contains some music or something, too.

Hey, give me back my novelty flying disc!!!

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