Celebate

v.
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To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.

Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.

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Celebate

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.

Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"

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celebeer

Beer you buy for your friends to celebrate getting a job after two years of unemployment.

I'm buying you rounds of celebeer at Irish tonight!

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celeb

A dumb faggot that is thirsty for e-girls and is friends with LOGAN ew. He wants to suck his dad off with Logan and fucks his sister. He loves his moms pussy as-well

celeb is a faggot with a slight case of niglet nigga

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CeleBATE

Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank

How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.

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Celebate

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.

I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.

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Celebate

The re-invention of "celebrate." Celebate is a word used to describe a type of celebration about famous people. Hence the word celeb, in celebate.

I'm going to celebate lindsay lohan getting out of prison!!

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