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Even better than boss. The boss...of the boss. Usually used by the few people who love to act like they're on crack, but will never touch the stuff.
haha fuck that. I'm not a boss at Halo, I'm the fuckin CEO!
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acronym for Chief Executive officer, the highest title in corporate America. One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class. One of America's most hated persons with lawyers, politicians and pedophiles. A subhuman species characterized as a snake, pig, dishonest, cruel, corrupt, scandalous, greedy and arrogant. A CEO is an impotent and overpaid coporate fatcat bastard with gray hair, a small dick and small mind with a sexually-frustrated trophy wife and won't hesitate to sell their company and employees down the tubes. They're slave owners who view their employees as expendable slave laborers by paying them a slave wage or laying them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." CEOs often engage in behavior such as embezzlement, insider trading and receiving perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and its employees receive pay cuts and can't feed their families. CEOs can be identified by their orange jumpsuits or black and white stripes sitting behind bars recieving forced sexual pleasure from their fellow inmates. Such examples of CEOs include Jeffery Skilling, Kenneth Lay, Martha Stewart and Chuck Conoway.
see: snake oil salesman, pondscum, guttertrash, thug, thief, crook and lowlife
A CEO is the lowest form of human life.
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Can't get Enough Overwatch
Person who still plays the video game Overwatch in CURRENT_YEAR
A: Hey, did you see that Harbleu still plays Overwatch in 2018? LUL
B: Yeah, he's a CEO
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In the office I work at there's a black guy who walks around seemingly doing nothing except carrying papers and mackin' on white girls. I asked my friend what he did and he didn't know so we determined his job was Chief Executive Officer of fucking white women.
Yo Knuckler, check it out the CEO is conductin' bizaness.
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When you go to church on christmas and easter only CEO
im a ceo when it comes to church
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This term means someone who does something many times that they refer to themselves as the "ceo of it". A term often used by Zoomers.
Person 1: "I'm the ceo of drinking apple juice."
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Christmas Easter Onlys
The People who only goto church on christmas and easter thinking that it is enough
Man1: Dam fool this church is crowded
Man2: I know it is all these CEOs
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