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ireland's over-hyped loada bollix test
hey man juss finished my junior cert.Now i can officially become a builder.
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When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.
Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
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The junior certificate is a scam run by the Irish governments and teachers unions. For three years of your teenage life and secondary school time, your peers tell you that it is the most important thing. Then after you have completed your Kippy junior cert you go onto leaving cert where none of it actually matters.
"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.
"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
A show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.
Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
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English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.
At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!
i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!
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The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure
So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well
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