chang

Being drunk or under the influence of alcohol.

How chang are you right now?
I got so chang'ed last night I don't even remember getting punched in the face.
Man I have the worst changover.

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change change

When one intends to give you your change for an item whilst withholding the coinage that usually is included so that the transaction is quicker and less messy with jiggly change in ones pockets.

Shaun R. - "Do you have the change for the beer?"
Mike S. - "Yeah *hands me $7*, but I don't have your change change."
Shaun R. - "That's all right, I just wanted the bills anyways."

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change

A word used SO much in the 2008 presidential campaigns that it no longer holds any meaning.

"The American people want change." -- Pick a Candidate

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changes

1. n. The greatest song.
2. pl. Plural of change

I see no changes.
Now there are.

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a-changing

In the process of changing

Times are a-changing.

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changes

Best song of Tupac's

I see no changes
All I see is racist faces

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changes

The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."

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