cheese and crackers got all muddy

"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).

6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"

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alabama cheese cracker

when youre cock hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.

hey barney you want some toast....yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker

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Putting Cheese on a Cracker

A slang term for jizzing on a white person.

(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)

"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"

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Fricker Fracker Cheese Cracker

What you say when you stub your toe in front of your mom, and you don't want her to get angry.

Mom: Son, take out the trash!!!
Son: Okay Mom.
Son: *stubs toe*
Son:FFFF-
Mom: *ANGERY STARE*
Son: FRICKER FRACKER CHEESE CRACKER

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Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

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cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.

Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”

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