When a woman stands over your face and lets her post pregnancy bloody vagina drip on you.
Cleetus pissed me off so I gave him a cherry topping after I put the baby to sleep
Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!
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a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.
Setting: Home
Characters: mom
teenager
Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old
man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.
Teen: That was a bad joke.
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when you're doing anal and you cum in her ass at the same time that she has explosive diarrhea. You also took too much viagra and at this moment your dick explodes, leading you covered in cum, shit, and blood.
Guy 1: hey man, im thinking we go to the movies this weekend! Just you, me, and Shawn.
Guy 2: Dude, didn't you hear? Shawn can't go; he's in the ER after his one night stand resulted in a hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top.
Used to describe a sexual act wherein a male partner lays on the ground and jerks himself off, while his female partner stands above his head and waits for him to bust on his own face, before proceeding to allow her period blood to drip on top, creating the proverbial "cherry-topped sundae".
"I was on my rag, so Flowrida asked me to give him a cherry topped sundae, instead of the regular rusty trombone routine."
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It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
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When a man is done boning his partner and is about to jizz, he Sticks her in the mouth so that her mouth is all bloody and sucks the man off.
I heard this one dude Mike Holmes that he gave his GF a Cherry topping. and she had to get stitches in her mouth, But he said it felt good.