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A shitty team coming out of Chicago, that has no offense and relies on special teams and defense to score nearly all their points for them. They will never make the Super Bowl of ever be taken seriously with an offensive proficiency of a Pee Wee football team.
Did you see the game on sunday?
The Chicago Bears won 14-3
Grossman had 10 yards passing and Thomas Jones rushed for -10 yards.
Brian Urlacher ran an interception back for a touchdown as well as Mike Green. Typical Bears.
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The greatest football team ever assembled
The 1985 Chicago Bears were so good, they could sing the Super Bowl Shuffle even before they won it, knowing that they would.
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When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.
alien versus predator is a good example of the Chicago Bear-Claw.
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The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.
"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "
The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.
"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."
The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.
The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.
A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.