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Don't have a child unless you are ready to give up your freedom.
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a form of cuisine, normally jewish.
"lemme eat the child with extra box
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An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)
This 10 year old is a child.
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The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.
God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!
Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)
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Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...
Guy: Oh crud
God: I told thee...
Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?
Guy: Oh crud
God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
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I am a child.
You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary.
You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while.
So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?
dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol
smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one
Lololol
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1. A pregnant female.
2. To engage in sexual intercourse with some below the age of 18.
1. Sally likes to fuck, shes with child again!
2. Nobody is with child more than R Kelly
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